Lost in translation

In the car late last night the conversation went like this…

Radio Announcer: Come into our store and we will help you create the best yard on the block!
Kids in the back: What was that? Best yarn on the block?

Radio Announcer: Our super fertilizer is on sale for $13.99 a bag, so it’s easy to get the best yard on the block.

Kids in the back: Hey Mom! $13.99 for a basket of yarn!

 Hmm it’s slowly seeping in..

What are we doing tonight Brain? The same thing we do every night… try to take over the world.