• Two Days Before Christmas: a play in one act

    Date: 2007.12.23 | Category: Knitting Without Needles | Tags:

    The Setting: Our house, after church, on a cold cold wet day.

    The Characters: Two Tired parents, 4 kids on a sugar rush, 4 cats, 1 dog.

    Dad: [looks tiredly at the Mom] So do you want to cook lunch or clean up after the dog?

    Dog: [sits nearby looking guilty]

    Mom: [lifts her hand in the international symbol of lets play rock, paper, scissors]

    Mom: I won!

    Dad: You know you’ve been married 15 years when….

    I won